Sunday, December 17, 2017

Never met 'em.

Will Rogers said: "I never met a man I didn't like."

That's because Will Rogers never met Donald Trump!

Since taking office, Trump's approval rating with Democrats dropped 25 points.

Trump sees himself as "your favorite president." That's because he is blinded by narcissism!

Are you interested in learning more about Narcissistic Personality Disorder?

Among independents, his approval rating dropped 18 points.

Trump's approval rating among “his fellow Republicans” has dropped 9 points.

Trump's approval rating has dropped in every state!

In back-room discussions, Republicans are weighing in on removing Trump from office. (and he knows it!)

Yet, 21% of the potential voters (the brainwashed ones) stand firmly behind the trumpster in the dumpster.

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Here come de' Judge!

Face it, Roy Moore committed political autofellatio!

The way things have been going in Alabama, some Democrats thought they might never taste victory again. So when Doug Jones, Alabama's newly elected Democratic senator, took the stage here Tuesday night after his special election win...

Folks are waking up to just how DELUSIONAL the retards on the right can be!

U.S. Senate candidate Roy Moore is still not conceding in the special election race 24 hours after Democrat Doug Jones’ obvious victory.

Denial is what republicans do best.

Denial and "cowboy" Halloween costumes... Trick or treat?

A Republican operative said you could have taken any name out of the phone book in Alabama, except Moore's, put an R next to it and that person would have won by double digits. What would "the Luv Gov" say?

Amazingly, the educational demographics of Alabama are improving! And so is the shift to democracy!

Bannon has promised to back challengers to every sitting Republican senator up in 2018 except Ted Cruz.

Ja, ja, ja... And the next day, it snowed.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

I'll be Damma in Bamma!

"We're gunna' have a recount," sez Judje Roi More, "Just as soon as we kin' find a few white southerners that CAN count!"

"Put her off 'til High School graduation!" Sez Dr. Dog's son.

"Thall shalt not OOZE STUPIDITY!" Sayeth thy lord, thy god, thy invisible friend in the sky.

A major swinging point (no pun intended) was the trumpster in the dumpster endorsement.

One of the problems wuz that white southern menfolk stopped beatin' on their southern womenfolk long enough for 'em to sneak out and VOTE for the other guy - what's his name.

"Teen-loving Moore loses in Alabama race in big blow for Trump!"

"Life goes on - 'til it don't"

"We had a good show of the colors, but it didn't help none too much."

"Jack Posobiec is a prominent member of the Nazi brigade that identifies [itself] as the “alt-right.” Posobiec was one of the chief purveyors of the “Pizzagate” conspiracy theory—which led a man to fire an AR-15 in a Washington D.C. pizzeria..." (that has no basement)

Bama has an aversion to "Fruit Salad."

They only vote for a doofus named Rufas.

What moore can be sed?

Birds of a feather...

Thursday, December 7, 2017

It's the old in - out.

(e) (1) Any person who touches an intimate part of another person, if the touching is against the will of the person touched, and is for the specific purpose of sexual arousal, sexual gratification, or sexual abuse, is guilty of misdemeanor sexual battery, punishable by a fine not exceeding two thousand dollars ($2,000), or by imprisonment in a county jail not exceeding six months, or by both that fine and imprisonment.

However, if the defendant was an employer and the victim was an employee of the defendant, the misdemeanor sexual battery shall be punishable by a fine not exceeding three thousand dollars ($3,000), by imprisonment in a county jail not exceeding six months, or by both that fine and imprisonment.

Donald Trump may hold the title of the Pervert-in-Chief.

Former 'Apprentice' contestant accuses Donald Trump of unwanted sexual advances, files defamation suit - LA Times

A gift that keeps giving!

Trump Defamation Lawsuit Is Daring Trump to Incriminate Himself in Court

Wednesday, December 6, 2017

Doping Scandal

It's the biggest doping scandal of the century!

Putin is front and center on the world stage.

His cover is laid bare.

The dumb ones line up first to strut their stuff...

A free press speaks - few listed to the truth.

The republicans want to know HOW you were raped.

The (often abused) women (~white or at least octoroon or less) defend their (white) men.

And a "special council" follows the money trail(s).

A "f*cking moron" is elected president of the Unites States of America...

and the REAL doping scandal is revealed.

For better or worse, Trump is our dope!