Tuesday, May 23, 2017

The Ruskie's word for trump is IDIOTA!




IDIOTA, or idiot, is a wee bit extreme for me.



But piece of idiot is milder than piece of shit. So I'll go easy today.



Seems that I am far from first and far from alone regarding this idiot.



In fact, in terms of idiocy, the trumpster in the dumpster redefines idiot. A majority of voters in the U.S. are embarrassed to have Donald Trump as their president! I am NOT. America needs to be slapped on the ass with a wet mop to wake up. Trump is that wake-up call.



You know what "they" say: "Another day, another laugh at the IDIOTA trumpski.



Paint it on velvet and hang it out to dry (the wet mop trumpski).



I wonder if there is a peach on velvet.



Where thy master goeth, so goeth the disciple.

Therapy Daughter Ivanka Trump took the IDIOTA to see the wall and be anointed as yet another messiah.



Meanwhile, the trumpster in the dumpster has not changed his stench.





He is so into himself, he steps in it!

Monday, May 22, 2017

The "third" letter is...


The third letter in IMPEACH is "P."



Yes, Virginia, there is an IMPEACHMENT of trump on the horizon. There is nothing better than obstructing justice once except repeating the SAME mistake and expecting a different outcome!



First, let's cut the trumpster in the dumpster a little slack. He may well have a variation of Down's Syndrome called Mosiacism.

If a zygote (In mammalian fertilization, a released ovum [a haploid secondary oocyte] and a haploid sperm cell combine to form a single diploid cell called the zygote) divides a few times, the progression of division is 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, and so on. Down's which occurs at the 4, 8, 16, 32, division stage is a milder form and the MOSIAC is said to be 25%, 12.5%, 6.25%, 3.125% and so on respectively. Trump shows PHYSICAL signs of Mosiacism in his eyes and COGNITIVE signs of Mosiacism in his limited ability to react successfully with environmental surroundings - especially in social settings. In short, he MAY VERY WELL BE a retard! Thus it is understandable that he is sequestered in the "Trump Bunker."



"There is no escaping a number of Trump’s self-inflicted wounds. He often operates on his own with spontaneous decisions seemingly void of a thorough decision-making process guided by careful deliberations. This habit goes back to his announcement of a temporary travel ban in January and was reflected in the Comey firing earlier this month. His communications department is in disarray without proper warning of his decisions. His chief of staff looks weak and powerless."

Therefore, having a "Pee Tape" is no big deal.



Nobody really cares if the trumpster in the dumpster had a Russian hooker pee on him or not. He's not bright enough to understand that there may be consequences from Putin circulation copies. He's not bright enough to understand that he should STOP trying to obstruct justice. He's not bright enough to understand that he is not the king of America.



If his daughter "has a calming effect on him," then let's get her a service daughter tag!



What many criminals do not understand is this: "Once you have broken the law, you have broken the law. You can not FIX it."



Naming someone to the Supreme Court does not make him your "employee."

The presidency was not handed to the trumpster in the dumpster in a silver spoon!

One thing the trumpster in the dumpster MIGHT have inherited is a core belief system.



Trump is president by default.

He is what we ended up with as the result of an EPIC DNC failure. He is the turd that floated to the top. Nothing more than that.



Sunday, May 21, 2017

MORE PEACHES!


Don't get me wrong. I pity the fools who voted for Trump. (Pity is the feeling of sorrow and compassion over the suffering and misfortunes of others.)



This last week has been a tail-spin for the trumpster in the dumpster. His staff is dizzy over it!



There is an up side to every story. The good news is this fool is on his way out!



I can't find the appropriate "Far Side" cartoon - yet!



Just the last 11 days have included:

May 9. Trump fired FBI director James Comey who was investigating the president's ties to Russia.
• May 10. Trump met with and Russian officials Sergey Lavrov and Sergey Kislyak, during which the president shared classified intelligence from Israel.
• May 11. Trump admitted that the Russia investigation played a role in his decision to fire Comey.
• May 16. Trump denied the REPORT THAT HE reportedly asked Comey in February to drop the FBI's investigation into former national security adviser Michael Flynn over contact with Russian officials.
• May 17. The US Justice Department appointed former FBI Director Robert Mueller as an independent special counsel to oversee the Russia investigation.
• May 19. It was leaked that Trump called Comey a "nut job" in his meeting with Russian officials and said his decision to fire the FBI director eased "great pressure" from the Russia probe.


Can Trump be impeached for indiscretions that jeopardize national security and an abuse of power which amounts to an obstruction of justice?



Since Trump took office, over a dozen lawmakers from both parties have either discussed the president's impeachment or suggested the president's impeachment.



There is nothing wrong with a "Reality TV Show" exploiting a dysfunctional family...



I mean really, for a few cheap laughs, and at the expense of our national reputation the trumpster in the dumpster has been a master!





Saturday, May 20, 2017

Peachy Keen...


I am not saying the trumpster in the dumpster is "Crazy as a peach orchard boar.”

There are hundreds, even thousands that MIGHT say that, but I am not one of them. Not this week.



Some in congress - democrats among them - are calling for Peaches, by Georgia!



We certainly have a peach of a president!



It is finally starting to sink in that the trumpster in the dumpster is not now, and has never been, fit to fill the office of the presidency. Rotten peaches in Georgia, another rotten peach awaiting impeachment.

We are in a pickle! Pickles and peaches do not a delicious sandwich make. Try it!





The trumpster in the dumpster need a good hard boot in the ass!

The trumpster in the dumpster is a political, diplomatic, and social disaster! He has an IQ in the high single digits!



Trump will not testify before any congressional committee! He might reveal his true self unto them.



It is up to the fools to be fooled by the trumpster in the dumpster.

In 2011, Donald Trump began to question President Obama’s birthplace aloud in television interviews. “I’m starting to think that he was not born here,” he said at the time.

In 2012, he took to Twitter to declare that “an ‘extremely credible source’” had called his office to inform him that Mr. Obama’s birth certificate was “a fraud.”

In 2014, Mr. Trump invited hackers to “please hack Obama’s college records and check ‘place of birth.’”

Mr. Obama’s citizenship was never in question. No credible evidence ever suggested otherwise.



However, the complete and utter lack on candor from Trump is only now surfacing in the general population.







Friday, May 19, 2017

di·min·ished


the definition is HERE

Virtually everyone associated with the trumpster in the dumpster has LOST.



If the trumpster in the dumpster wants to be diplomatic on his trip, he'd better take a diplomat.

If the trumpster in the dumpster expects to gather intelligence on this trip, then he'd better take someone with a brain.